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New Zimbabwe
Solving the riddle of Mugabe's falling trousers
By Staff
Reporter
Last updated: 09/10/2004 06:30:24 Last updated: 09/09/2004
21:13:32
WHILE touring the flopped Agricultural Show in Harare two weeks
ago, an alert photographer captured President Robert Mugabe pulling up his
trousers. We found the picture intriguing, and sought your help in trying to
explain what His Excellency was up to. We chose the headline "Squeaky Bum Time",
a phrase popularised by Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson which
connotes a tense period in the life of a team and its manager, usually towards
the end of the season.
Here are some of your catchy captions:
"Mugabe seems to have taken the Atkins diet too far in his attempt to woe voters," Nyarai, London
"Honayi varume kuonda kwandaita. Inyaya dzaTsvangison dzandipedza mafuta," Walter P
"Mr. Mugabe pulls up his oversized pants in public as a political statement that he too is feeling the pinch of the food sortages," Russell Sears
"Kana hydraulic dance yacho tinoigona futi," Foya Stewart
"Dlala Mapansula!!!!!!!!," Mkambo, London
"Gees I told Grace these
trousers are too big for me.I will just pull them up.
"Zvekutonga
zvinowonza izvi. Bhurugwa randaikwana musi uno. Dai ndazorora,"
Killion Matiwa
"You see, not only am I an idiot, now I look like one," Mark
"Zimbabweans starving? What are you talking about?" - dbx, UK
"Ini ndanzwa ne weti," Farayi Manyika
"Haaaa, musanzwe zvenyu vaya vaya vanoti President havasi kunzwa mushe. Manyoka chete andambenge ndichinzwa mazuva ano. Ko iye Blair wacho anomama makeke here?" Bogus Magaivha, UK
"Kasekuru," Conrad Mashangeni, UK
"Bvuma wasakara," Maidei Magaisa, UK
"You are gone man, bvuma kusakara, bvuma wapera kuchembera ndizvo," T Cheuka, London
OH MY GOD HES IS LIKE A GRAMMY CANT HE SEE THAT HE IS LIKE A COTOON BOB U MUST STEP DOWN ZVANYANYA!!!!, T .CHEUKA, LONDON
"Ndombolo ndombolo mah, ndombolo," W Mupazvi
"Belt cannot tighten anymore....Ooops, now its time to hold on," Davison Sibanda
"When one has become a cartoon character like this I suggest it's high time he leaves office he can no longer be even a headman (sabhuku), mabhurukwa odonha oga mukweguru vanofanirwa kuchiswera zvavo vari pasi pemuti vachiveza mipinyi," Osama, Harare
"Oops, I should have worn my pad, my trousers would not be falling off!," Ethel Makubika
"Vakafa vakazorora," RLC Hullivington
"Mugabe is saying: 'Who the hell is he? A British or an imperialist.......Oh! Let me smash him right now'," Vuyo Soko
"Its time to adjust our belts comrades, zvinu zvaoma," Bernard Ndlovu, Bulawayo
"Gracee andikuvadza vakomana....kupera so," Lester, Birmingham
"Smarting up," O
Soza
"That damn tailor Moyo made the waist to big,"
P Vicars, New Zealand
"Shuwa sekuru vanenge
vaita loose weight, kana kuti zvimwe varipadeit. Handiti
munhu
anoisa bhurukwa mudumba anenge anaro dumbu racho kana kuti anenge
anemabusiness," Will Mung
"Side effects of Viagra," More Fire
"Waal what are we fighting
for the old man is gone. Wangova muromo chete,"
Admire
Muwalo
"I justed showed maBhunhu kuti ndirimember.Handibatiki ini," Vez Nkomo, Texas, USA
"Bechuweee zangariwa hai," Chana Chevhu
"I knew Gono was going to screw me....just couldn't figure out kuti...where," Cecil Shamu
"MDC yakandipedza mafuta mani, mabhurugwe so, kuwonda like this!!!," KC
"Ok Ok you¹ve had your
laugh!... now give me my belt back," Nick
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