Mnangagwa joins bootlickers club

Source: Mnangagwa joins bootlickers club – DailyNews Live

Fungi Kwaramba      27 September 2017

HARARE – The “Zanu PF Bootlickers Club”, signed up a new member on Monday
– Vice President Emmerson Mnangagwa.

Perhaps, conscious of the ugly economic situation that awaited his boss
upon his return from the United States, where he had gone to attend the
72nd United Nations General Assembly, Mnangagwa – who was the acting head
of State in President Robert Mugabe’s absence – went overboard with
flattery to cheer him up a little bit.

The vice president likened Mugabe to the biblical David, the youngest son
of Jesse who felled Goliath – a Philistine giant who measured over nine
feet tall – using a sling and without even putting on his armour.

This was in reference to the Zanu PF leader’s sharp rebuke of United
States President Donald Trump who is engaged in a war of words with
trigger-happy North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un.

Trump has threatened to wipe out North Korea from the face of earth.

Last week, Mugabe who is presiding over a failing economy had strong words
for Trump who leads an economy with a gross domestic product of $18,5
trillion as of 2016.

Upon his arrival on Monday, Mnangagwa ensured he rubbed salt into the
fresh wound.

He said: “We are here to show our gratitude and happiness to our father
(Mugabe) and mother (Grace Mugabe) who had gone to New York.

“The United Nations has so many men: In Shona tinoti pane varume kwoita
murume (in Shona we say they are men among men). Kumadzimai, handingazive,
asi kuvarume kune vanhurume kozoita murume, (I do not know about how this
would apply to women but among males there are some real men) and in New
York only one man emerged and that is baba vedu vaMugabe,” gushed the vice
president.

Mnangagwa went on to draw parallels between Mugabe and David who, in the
year that followed, became the second king of the united kingdom of Israel
and Judah.

“When you saw Goliath (Trump) speaking, people were left confused. And
when our father spoke questioning whether the biblical Goliath was among
us now, we saw the light,” he enthused.

“The next day, there was lunch, but Goliath did not invite David because
he was afraid. While he (Mugabe) was there, we wrote a letter to him
thanking him for his speech. He was not speaking only for Zimbabwe, but
for Sadc and Africa at large: He was representing all progressive forces.
We want you to know that when you spoke you were possessed by the spirit
of Mbuya Nehanda herself and even God himself, there was none among the
world leaders who could speak against what Goliath had said. Some leaders
were attacked, but said nothing, but our David stood up against David,” he
waxed lyrical.

While Mnangagwa might have forgotten to remind Mugabe of another Goliath
that awaited him – the tottering economy – he was quick to remember the
first lady’s contribution to the Zanu PF leader’s giant killing act in New
York.

“We would also like to thank Amai because dai vakaenda papodium vasina
kudya, zvanga zvisingabudi. Vanga vakaguta, vabikigwa, zvinonaka naamai
(we would also like to thank the first lady because if he (Mugabe) had not
had food that had been cooked by her, he could not have the energy to say
what he said; he ate delicious food that had been prepared by mother),”
reasoned the vice president.

This is not the first time that parallels have been drawn between Mugabe
and iconic biblical characters as the bootlicking frenzy in Zanu PF
reaches its zenith.

In fact, it is now the norm in Zanu PF to pick all the prominent,
God-fearing characters from the Holy Book and liken them to the incumbent.

Recently, Zanu PF youth leader Kudzanai Chipanga said Mugabe would be at
heaven’s gates deciding who enters and who does not.

Some have even likened him to Jesus who was crucified by the very same
people he had been sent to deliver from evil. Others have referred to him
as Angel Gabriel (Mugabe’s middle name), sent by God to deliver Zimbabwe
and Africa.

Mnangagwa’s grovelling might also have been meant to save his skin.

Once touted as a shoo-in to succeed Mugabe, Mnangagwa has been under a
barrage of criticism for plotting against his boss.

Lately, Mugabe and his wife had appeared to distance themselves from the
vice president and on Monday he could not miss the opportunity to curry
favour with the first family.

Before Mnangagwa took to the podium to welcome Mugabe, Zanu PF supporters
had endured the sweltering heat for more than five hours as they patiently
waited for Mugabe and his entourage to touch down at the Harare
International Airport.

According to the Zanu PF leadership, Mugabe was supposed to arrive at 11am
but only arrived at 1400 hours, which means many of his supporters had to
wait on empty stomachs.

When he emerged from an Air Zimbabwe plane, the crowd went into a frenzy
chanting his name.

The ageing Zanu PF leader wobbled down to the red carpet where his
ministers and other top government official stood waiting for a handshake.

The country’s service chiefs were also there.

While the crowds chanted his name, pleading for his intervention to arrest
the wave of price hikes that erupted during his absence, it was Mnangagwa
who came out tops ahead of other ministers who also went to town about how
Mugabe overshadowed everyone else at the UN General Assembly.