Mugabe tops ‘naughty list’

via Mugabe tops Zimbabwe’s ‘naughty list’ | SW Radio Africa by Alex Bell  December 24, 2013 

Leaks from Santa’s inner circle confirm Mugabe and senior chefs are off the list to receive gifts this year

Robert Mugabe has once again topped Zimbabwe’s ‘naughty list’ this Christmas, after a year epitomised by the flawed elections, the widely disputed results and the ongoing deterioration of the country.

ZANU PF’s top chefs are also all included on the list, leaked to SW Radio Africa from trusted sources at the North Pole.

While millions of people around the world have started tracking Santa’s global journey, Zimbabwe’s fat cats will not be hearing any sleigh bells overhead this Christmas Eve.

This includes Mugabe and his wife Grace, Vice-President Joice Mujuru and other party seniors like Emmerson Mnangagwa, Augustine Chihuri, Didymus Mutasa, Obert Mpofu, Patrick Chinamasa and Ignatius Chombo.

They are those accused of bringing suffering to Zimbabwe this year by rigging the elections, damaging the economy and preventing any meaningful change in the country. Santa’s list has also questioned whose pockets have been fattened as a result of millions of dollars in diamond revenues, meant to help Zimbabwe.

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    Tjingababili 7 years ago

    NASTY AND NAUGHTY OLD MAN!

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    dayford 7 years ago

    Mugabe is slowly but surely becoming irrelevant, its time we look at fresh leadership and a fresh approach to politics. Human Rights and The Rule of Law ahead of all else is the way foward.

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    dayford 7 years ago

    Mugabe is slowly but surely becoming irrelevant, its time we look at fresh leadership and a fresh approach to politics. Human Rights and The Rule of Law ahead of all else is the way forward.

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    Go hang gay gangsta mugarbage.go to he’ll you…… !!!!!!!!

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    munzwa 7 years ago

    Block his chimney!!!

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    Biologically, when you reach 80S , some body parts start going into a permanent decaying state.I blame the doctors who spend 9 years studying , but can not tell Mugabe in 1 minute that leading a country overstresses his body.Thats education without production

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    Johnson@yahoo.com 7 years ago

    DO THEY CARE. THEY WILL BE JUDGED THOUGH. NO ESCAPE

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    Alex Bell, you of all people should know better. The word is CHIEFS not CHEFS, who are cooks. Get it right or don’t write.

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    muvengwa munondivengerei 7 years ago

    Damn childish. SANTA or is it SATAN ?