Mujuru attains PhD

via Mujuru attains PhD – DailyNews Live 10 September 2014 by Mugove Tafirenyika

HARARE – Vice President Joice Mujuru has completed a doctorate degree with the Women’s University in Africa.

Olivia Muchena, the minister of Higher Education, made the announcement in Harare on Monday during the launch of the ZimAsset training programme for members of Parliament. Mujuru, who left Howard Institute while doing Form 2 in 1973 to join the liberation struggle,  had to study from home because of her commitments as a Cabinet minister.

A holder of a Masters Degree in Strategic Management, Mujuru will be graduating with a PhD next week.

“We have heard about how the president worked hard under difficult circumstances to attain several degrees but we also have another example of a hard worker in vice president Joice Mujuru who will be graduating with a PhD next week,” Muchena said.

She said Mujuru had managed to achieve that feat notwithstanding the fact that she had a busy schedule in her various capacities in government and the Zanu PF party as well as being a mother.

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    Mapingu 8 years ago

    Makorokoto Cde Dr Joice Teurai Ropa ‘The Helicopter Shooter’ Nhongo Mujuru (PhD).

    What an achievement! I am sure the PhD is in non other than her field of specialty, which is Helicopter Shooting.

    I would be more than surprised if the PhD is in anything else. But, not that I would dispute it. No, no, no, no,…, far from it. I would simply be surprise, surprise, yes only surprised.

    How would I dispute it? It’s now common knowledge that in Mugabe-land anything is possible. Even a 3-months old toddler can legitimately graduate with a PhD, especially from our one and only most prestigious highest institution of learning – the patriotic Women’s University in Africa.

    Vakamedza mabhuku nezvizukuru zvawo Cde Dr J …….. Uuuuzva!

    Kutyeyi muZimbabwe. Mari yako nepolitica muscle yako chete ndiyo inongotaura kuti wofa usina maPhD here kana kuti une hobho.

    Inga wani,vamwe vaingomora wani mari kuRBZ vachinzi maAdvisor amaGovernor nyamba basa ravo chairo chairo riri re PhD Thesis research & writing for boss Gov. Pavakazofumurana kwakavuyeyi? Nhasi tinoramba here kuti havasi va…. ndi Dr??? Hauna chaunoramba Zim kana varidzi venyika vachichida.

    Mhururu, mavoko, nemiridzo chete uko! Cde Dr J… (PhD) vafunda

    But the only critical thing the country now needs to be informed about is the preferred Title (s) for the VP since she now has both of the most prestigious titles in the land, namely Cde & Dr. I guess she prefers that they are used as combination, for completeness, just as I have been doing here. However the nation remains anxiously waiting for official position on this one. I am sure Cde Dr Oli…is frantically working or consulting on this one & will announce to the nation asap. Taka mirira this important announcement from you Cde Dr Oli…. (Nb. I am not too sure if Oli is a Cde or just a Dr given her stint with the ‘loathed UANC – yaMuzorewa, that we are always reminded of. Any mix up in her titles is most regretted)

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      Parangeta 8 years ago

      This phony, phat, phinger-licking
      ‘Doctor of Helicopter Dis-assimilation’,
      with her brilliant mind, acute senses,
      astute observations – just got gob-slapped
      by ‘Dis-Grace, Dr.Ho of Typewriter Assimilation’.

      Go find some more Gono Fried Chicken to lick!

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    tapiwa 8 years ago

    would it possible to see her thesis , defense and how it make an original contribution

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      janto 8 years ago

      This woman is capable of attaining even professorship, the majority of people can attain higher level university achievements but its usually about opportunities such as places at university and the availability of fees. Just because someone once failed an exam or dropped out of school doesn’t sum up all they can achieve in life academically. That is the mentality of those who do not like to see others matching or exceeding their own passes.In countries where universities and colleges are abundant like the UK or USA many more people are attaining masters and doctorate degrees they wouldn’t have been able to do if they were in ZImbabwe for example. So well done to Joyce Mujuru for her hard work.

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        Parangeta 8 years ago

        The only hard work this phat phrump
        did was to heave out her Genesis Investment Bank
        cheque book and write a bribe!

        Of course, the Bank has since closed!

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    Grace Gono 8 years ago

    Uhmmm hapana asina PHD muZanu. Yatova mazitye vachinyorerana. Hakuna ma professors saka murikumawanepi.

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    Gondobwe 8 years ago

    Zimbabwe is now full of people with Ph.Ds whose academic theses are not known. There are loads of people with Ph.Ds of questionable universities and institutes. This Women’s University in Zimbabwe is questionable notwithstanding that it has a university charter from the government. AAh by the way Mai Mujuru is part of the top government.

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    John Thomas 8 years ago

    Dr Majuru. That is a good laugh. Obviously a degree is not what it once was. They seem to be giving them away to almost anybody these days.

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    Taken out of a lucky packet from a zhing Zhang shop. No-one is impressed with this fraud. I think I’ll print a business card with these gongs. ma. MBA. Dr. PhD. Bsc. Ba.prof. sir. And brigadier-general for good measure !!!!!!! No-one will know

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    Kitsi-yatota 8 years ago

    where and how could she get time to build such a beautiful career when the country is burning? why did she leave her zjc isina kupera…..at that time the coutry was burning much bettet futi

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    Chidumbu 8 years ago

    A holder of a Masters Degree in Strategic Management. What a joke more like a degree in stupidity, did uncle Robert get it for you as a birthday present so you didn’t look so stupid next to all the rest of the fakers like Prof Moyo, anyway I wonder where you will get your graduation gown from now you have shown all the starving people of Zimbabwe what it looks like to eat 11 meals a day

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      Parangeta 8 years ago

      You need someone with the knowledge
      of ‘Strategic Management’, when it
      comes to Nikuv and the Zhong-masters
      ‘cooking the books’.

      Let’s see – 100 year olds here, move
      the double-dippers here, find a spot
      for the underage Youth over there and,
      oh! let us not forget the cowardly
      absentee diaspora voters, in this Precinct.

      Do we have the Voters Roll yet anyone?

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    anti zanu 8 years ago

    zvima Dollar for 2 degrees izwi. The more they “get educated” the more zim burns WoW

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    Mlimo 8 years ago

    Well done I see the okbazaars has got new phd lucky packets in. Pity I am not a woman coz I would love to buy one to add phd to my list of credentials – brig gen, dr, general, space pilot , helicopter shooterer, msc, baCom Governer, his excellency RG Mugabe.

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    Realist 8 years ago

    It’s all rubbish and part of the succession game. See the timing. A PhD just before congress. Soon we will be told Munangagwa is now a professor. Yes anything is possible these days

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    I am not the one 8 years ago

    not bad for someone who can hardly read, write or articulate anything other than drivel.

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    Mlimo 8 years ago

    Website only offers up to masters degree level and with wonders like dr fay Chung and dr sadza one can only imagine the quality. Hilarious.

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    JOHNSON 8 years ago

    P.H.D. MAYBE IT IS PETTICOATS HANGING DOWN (Phd) – PETTICOATS HANGING DOWN ….NOT AS IN THE ACADEMIA WHERE YOU COULD EXPECT DR J TO TEACH STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT AT MAKERERE…..OR YALE…..OR LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS. DOCTOR, PROFESSOR JOYCE MUJURU….THE NUTTY PROFESSOR……PROFESSOR MOYO….PROFESSOR MUGABE….ETC. SOUNDS HIGH KKIIIIII. WE HAVE TO GET USED TO THIS NONSENSE. LUCKILY THEY WONT GET TO BE MY TEACHERS OR TEACHERS OF MY KIDS. THATS WHERE E GET RELIEVED.

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    bingo wajakata 8 years ago

    One of the papers on the web reported that Grace is going to study for a PhD. We talking about someone who could not pass a basic BA degree. What a travesty. Hezvo husband anamadegrees hobho omujere asi he is totally uneducated failing to realize the relationship between “bookish economics” and a national currency. I now believe that if a degree was done while in prison it is not worth the paper it is printed on.

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    SIMANGO 8 years ago

    WOW.THIS IS BRILLIANCE AT ITS BEST. THE WOMAN CANT READ NOR WRITE. IS QUITE THICK WITH MINIMAL IQ, BUT STILL MANAGES TO GET A PHD, PUTING HERSELF AT THE SAME LEVELS WITH THE LIKES ABERT EINSTEIN. CONGRADULATIONS MAI MUJURU!!!

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    Chanisa 8 years ago

    Well done Joyce. Just because you are part of a criminal cabal does not disqualify you earning a degree as your detractors above seem to think. You come a long way academically. Impressive.

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    Ndizvo 8 years ago

    Oh Lord, I pray that you give me the wisdom to comprehend and feel the feelings of others.

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    Rather than sulking at those who earned their Ph.Ds please go study as well.