Team Gamatox versus team Zvipfukuto

via Team Gamatox versus team Zvipfukuto – DailyNews Live 24 October 2014

HARARE – As President Robert Mugabe chairs an explosive Zanu PF politburo meeting today, the social media has gone viral with some going to the extent of setting up imaginary football line-ups.

In the joke which has become popular with social media users, two teams named Chipfukuto — Weevils (the Emmerson Mnangagwa) faction clashes  with the Gamatox team (Joice Mujuru faction) in the battle for honours at the December Congress in Harare.

The match is scheduled for December 5 and the referee is Mugabe himself assisted by war veterans Jabulani Sibanda and Joseph Chinotimba.

In the popular joke, the teams are lining up as follows:

TEAM GAMATOX

1. Joice Mujuru
2. Simon Khaya-Moyo
3. Didymus Mutasa
4. Sydney Sekeramayi
5. Dzikamai Mavhaire
6. Webster Shamu
7. Nicholas Goche
8. Ray Kaukonde
9. Amos Midzi
10. Francis Nhema
11. Temba Mliswa

TEAM ZVIPFUKUTO

1. Grace Mugabe
2. Emmerson
Mnangagwa
3. Oppah Muchinguri
4. Obert Mpofu
5. Ignatius Chombo
6. Saviour Kasukuwere
7. Patrick Chinamasa
8. Josiah Hungwe
9. Jonathan Moyo
10. Phillip Chiyangwa
11. Patrick Zhuwawo

COMMENTS

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    Gwanda 7 years ago

    tosangana kuNational sports stadium ,tione vachawina

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    MOMBERUME 7 years ago

    I support Team Garmatox. Mujuru Teurai Ropa fought the war at an early age, tender age and she raise through the ranks to become a very powerful woman. Who is grace and jonso ? The johnnys come lately,amaphikizolo. Viva Garmatox Viva !!!!!!!!!.

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    Che'guevara 7 years ago

    Time of reckoning is fast approaching.

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    tapiwa 7 years ago

    Why make it soccer match just make it a shooting competition, start by shooting the referee and the assistants then make it open season.

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      Muteam yezvipfukuto hamuna munhu musvinu kunze kwaChinamasa,,,,the whole lot are very corrupt,greedy,,plus utsinye,,,asingazive Saviour,Phylip kuzoti Oppah worse

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      Tjingababili 7 years ago

      CONCUR!

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    Joseph zish 7 years ago

    Empty vessels make more noise- Viva Gamatox Viva

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    Money is the root of all evils!

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    Tjingababili 7 years ago

    THE GAMATOX TEAM LOOKS RESPECTABLE! MOST OF THE CORRUPT PEOPLE ARE IN THE C TEAM!

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    Tjingababili 7 years ago

    team c is fake!