Mzembi says Bob like Jesus

via ‘Best minister’ Mzembi says Bob like Jesus 04/06/2014 NewZimbabwe

TOURISM minister Walter Mzembi equated President Robert Mugabe to Jesus Christ and the biblical patriarch Jacob Wednesday in a glowing tribute the veteran leader.

A delighted Mugabe returned the complement, describing Mzembi as one of his “best ministers”.

The pair exchanged accolades during the presentation of two tourism awards to the 90 year-old strongman at a Harare Hotel by some shadowy Romania-based organisation calling itself the European Tourism and Trade Council (ETTC).

ETTC handed Zimbabwe their 2013 World’s Most Preferred Cultural Destination award for co-hosting the United Nations World Tourism Organisation General Assembly with Zambia last year. They also handed the country their Favourite Destination award.

While introducing Mugabe at the presentation event, Mzembi said: “I cannot tell President Mugabe’s story but he can tell mine.

“I find myself in the same position as the Biblical John the Baptist who was a forerunner to Jesus Christ and of the son of God he said he could not untie the laces of his sandals.”

He continued: “Serving under a first republican president is like drinking water from the Biblical Jacob’s well.

“I have heard testimonies from other ministers across the world who served under the same type of revolutionaries like Tito (former Spanish dictator), Fidel Castrol of Cuba, Kenneth Kaunda, Nelson Mandela and Samora Machel.”

An impressed Mugabe also extolled Mzembi’s virtues.

“I do not normally say this about my ministers but Mzembi is one of my best ministers … full of brilliant ideas that do not always remain in the head but take the form on action,” said the Zanu PF leader.

“Of course he has gallivanted across the world but every step he took was to make Zimbabwe better known, its people and resources and riches. Continue the good work.”

Equally impressed, the ETTC awarded Mzembi a doctorate. The minister now becomes an “Academician of the European Council Tourism Academy”.

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COMMENTS

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    If Mzembi is one of the best then it says a lot for the rest of them

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    A group of people that are as blind as bats. A least the bats find their way around. What blasphemy.

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    The anti Christ would be a more accurate description

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    Noleen 7 years ago

    Nxa! Devil worshipping a human being what blasphemy! To hell with such heretics. No wonder God is letting us suffer its because of such blasphemies. How can the twin brother of the devil be likened to our Lord Jesus Christ! Nxa!

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    zanupf fear me 7 years ago

    Crazed simpletons. The true Jesus I love is nowhere like the satanic mugarbage and ass licking mzembi the looter

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    John Thomas 7 years ago

    These gentlemen are very simple minded.

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    Justice 7 years ago

    Until they show they put Jesus and his principles first they are less than nothing and eternal life will be out of reach.

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    JOHNSON 7 years ago

    No one is like Jesus…not even Mandela! No blasphemies please. Jesus…did Jesus do all those things Mandela et al did. Dont get carried away. All shall bow before Jesus and answer for their SINS. Idolize no man born of woman….Dont fool yourself. Singing for you lunch?

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    Mzembi I used to have respect for you. you are way off the mark. Mugabe is just a man and a sinner like me and you. You blaspheme! If Mugabe was like Jesus would Zimbabwe look like it does and would there be all that blood staining our ground and would there be all this suffering. I am disgusted! You must repent!

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    Mbama yaMutiro 7 years ago

    Big award. But how many tourists came from Romania. Zero. Mzembi please dont toy with the old man like that. We all know that when people grow old they become and behave like babies. But Mzembi you have taken this baby issue a bit too far. Im sure this little award is one of your devious little creations. How much did you pay those Romanian crooks to conjure this award. Do you really know Jesus Mzembi.

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    Straight Shooter 7 years ago

    Mzembi, this is blasphemy. For a young person like you, you are an embarassment!!

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    Saddened 7 years ago

    Mzembi should know that God is not mocked. This blasphemy of the worst kind but I wont comment further as it is the Lord’s job to judge not mine.

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    jobolinko 7 years ago

    joke no one is like jesus he was born in zvimba idiot

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    Cde Chooks 7 years ago

    Satan and his spawn…glorifying themselves in this world; because in the next they will burn in the eternal fires of damnation…

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    Chimoto 7 years ago

    Muzembi usanyadzisa vanhu vekwa Nyajena.You are a baffoon

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    Petal 7 years ago

    it looks like this is what Bob wants to hear- The Pope should be told about this bearing in mind he and that adulterous wife of his have been fluttering often to the Vatican
    someone should tell Mzembi that he just another zanupf bootlicker

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    Petal 7 years ago

    Mzembi should realise Jesus was not a thief and a murderer and an adulterer like Bob

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    Petal 7 years ago

    looks like Mzembi is following in Bobs son’s footsteps. The son who was expelled from St. Georges for saying Bob was a God. Remember Thou shalt not use the Lord thy Gods name in Vain

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    If Robert is like Jesus then he is long overdue for hanging on the cross. Please go away with these comparisons. Robert himself compared himself to Hitler. I think he knows best who he most ressembles.
    Even That is not quite fitting. Hitler was a bad man but in one respect better than Mugabe because he at least cared about his own race. Mugabe doesnt care about anyone but himself.

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    Patriotic 7 years ago

    LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL MZEMBI!